Monday, November 1, 2010

Things that Suck

In no particular order:
  • wedgies
  • falling asleep during the commercial break just before the thing you stayed up late to watch comes on
  • constantly having to remind my nephew Andrew to call me AUNT Julie
  • my dog's allergies
  • that popcorn kernel shell that sticks to the roof of your mouth and make you gag
  • doing dishes
  • brain cancer
  • when your normal parking spot is taken
  • my chronic insomnia
  • having to come up with dinner variety
  • irritable bowel syndrome
  • bras
  • realizing there's no tp AFTER you pee
  • junk mail
  • breaking a nail below the nail bed
  • the smell of the lake of poo at the farm down the street on a windy day
  • the fact that it doesn't matter how much money you have its never enough
  • aching backs
  • when you get the qtip just a little too far into your ear and it makes you choke and cough
  • dry feet
  • having to repeat myself over and over and over and over and over and over then having Jeff say it once and "poof" its done
  • grocery shopping
  • push ups
  • the fact that I could do this all day long...

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